This Is Why You're Poor

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You think you deserve it, but you don’t. Somehow, despite the fact that you and your roommate democratically switch off paying the extra penny when you split your utilities bill each month, you manage to scrape together the cash to buy two 50’s a week. It’s easy to convince yourself that even though you’re living hand to mouth, at least the herb keeps you laid back about it, but that’s not true either. Once the bag starts to dwindle, you’re scouring your coffeetable like you’re appraising a diamond, jabbing your pinky at anything that looks remotely like it may have been green at some point in the past two weeks, and your friends are worried about you.

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You think you deserve it, but you don’t. Somehow, despite the fact that you and your roommate democratically switch off paying the extra penny when you split your utilities bill each month, you manage to scrape together the cash to buy two 50’s a week. It’s easy to convince yourself that even though you’re living hand to mouth, at least the herb keeps you laid back about it, but that’s not true either. Once the bag starts to dwindle, you’re scouring your coffeetable like you’re appraising a diamond, jabbing your pinky at anything that looks remotely like it may have been green at some point in the past two weeks, and your friends are worried about you.